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Binding: Paperback
Dewey Decimal Number: 791.4572
EAN: 9780060953034
ISBN: 0060953039
Label: Harper Paperbacks
Manufacturer: Harper Paperbacks
Number Of Items: 1
Number Of Pages: 544
Publication Date: May 01, 1998
Publisher: Harper Paperbacks
Release Date: April 30, 1998
Sales Rank: 35836
Studio: Harper Paperbacks
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Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer.
We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld.
Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, 'The Seinfeld Chronicles,' where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in 'The Stakeout'; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in 'The Ex-Girlfriend'; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in 'The Jacket'; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes 'The Pony Remark'?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in 'The Deal'; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in 'The Revenge'?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in 'The Chinese Restaurant.'
It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, 'the defining sitcom of our age'. Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.
Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
George: She calls me up at my office she says, 'We have to talk.'
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.
Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.
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Rating:  - Excellant
This was one of the best books I have recieved, it is a very good book for seinfeld lovers of all ages! Highly recommended
Rating: - SEINFELD'S COMEDIC INSPIRATION
Yes, Seinfeld is always funny. Here's what he said about his comedic inspiration: "[Lois Nettleton] was married to Jean Shepherd. He's the guy who invented talk radio and really formed my entire comedic sensibility. Yes. I learned how to do comedy from Jean Shepherd." He said this in his commentary for "The Gymnast" episode on the sitcom's DVD set, sixth season. Who is Jean Shepherd? See the book EXCELSIOR, YOU FATHEAD! THE ART AND ENIGMA OF JEAN SHEPHERD.
Rating: - Heh... Did I say...
What the hell am I saying? THIS IS A GOOD BOOK. This will be great along when season one of seinfeld comes out. This show is no drama, is no soap opera, has no continuous story. I mean seinfeld, you don't have to watch other episodes to get the others. This is the best if not the best or only script out there. Mothers "Eat your vegetables and don't forget the lima beans!" Isn't laughter the best medicine? Seinfeld twice a day keeps the drugs and medicine away. ( not serious, if you experience any symtonms for anything, consult your doctor, and don't run to your t.v. )
Rating:  - the annoying stuff
this isn't not worth buying or even staring at. i mean if you read it you might be thinking right now...why do people even bother read these reviews this is a horrible book imma watch tv! i defenetly recomend throwing this book away i don't even know why they made it a book. this is the worstest thin i have ever read. i have seen the show and it's ok...only when it ends i can't beleive people actually like this stuff.
Rating: - whats the deal with airline peanuts??????
Seinfeld is one of the funniest sitcoms ever. (Next to married with children)This show shows that life is really about nothing. You wake up in the morning and you go to work, you wake up and go to work. But it does prove,....$H!* happens. This shows funny, but it doesn't get funnier till the later episodes. But this stuff is still funny. You need to buy this. You laugh your @$$ off. It's not that much either, Jerry seinfeld, he so crazeh. They should come out with the other seasons and the DVD. They better come out soon (cause if they don't) ill be.....be very angry.
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