Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Unabridged)

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Unabridged)

by: Chelsea Handler See Larger Image List Price: $29.95 You Pay Only: $15.73 You Save: $14.22 (47%) Prices subject to change. Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours Binding: Audio Download Label: audible.com Manufacturer: audible.com Publisher: audible.com Sales Rank: 7269259 Studio: audible.com Related Items: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands When You Are Engulfed in Flames sTORI Telling I Was Told There'd Be Cake Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass LookBig, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer see more Editorial Review: Product Description: In My Horizontal Life, actress and stand-up comedian Chelsea Handler boldly recounted her one-night stands-the good, the bad, and the disastrous. In this wickedly honest new work, she casts the net wider with even funnier results, recalling the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date--including her efforts to diversify by dating red-haired men, her obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting interlude in which her boyfriend became overly familiar with a Peekapoo. Whether it's a vacation with her dad during which he tells airline staff they're a honeymoon couple in order to get an upgrade, or her elaborate attempts to convince her third-grade classmates that she's starring in a Private Benjamin sequel, Chelsea lets it rip in these relentlessly entertaining essays. Displaying the candor and irresistible turn of phrase that have earned her a recurring stint as a correspondent on The Tonight Show as well as her own E! series, Chelsea Lately, this deliciously skewed collection is a guilty pleasure. Customer Reviews Average Rating: Rating: - Hilarity at its finest! If you can read this book without constantly laughing out loud, you have no sense of humor. This book is great! Rating: - funny! this book was highly addictive. it was an easy read and kept me laughing. chelsea is absolutely wonderful and i recommend this book for anyone who loves her and anyone who is curious about her. this book gives a lot of insight into chelsea's personality Rating: - hilarious This book is amazing. Her antidotes are so outrageous and funny. It is a really good way to juxtapose a stressful life by reading a few pages. Rating: - Kathy Griffin on ludes I almost didn't buy this book because The New York Times review mentioned Kathy Griffin. "The everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin" is what's quoted on Amazon but I remember the wording slightly differently. Rest assured Chelsea Handler is nothing like Kathy Griffin. Or Sarah Silverman. Or Tina Fey. It's like the NYT tried to just drop in every comedy it girl it could think of. Get a thesaurus. Of people. Chelsea is a comedian and her essays don't scuttle even as close to the thought-provoking tree as, say, David Sedaris. I have to admit my joy may have been related to so many recent skull-liquifying experiences with "humor" books. This one is funny. She has a schtick and you have to appreciate the vapid whore persona or you just won't get anything from it. But then why would you buy a book called Are You There, Vodka anyway? Rating: - I HEART CHELSEA! this is honestly the funniest book i have ever read. i was at home by myself laughing histerically! i have even bought a couple for gifts. i absolutely LOVED it! More Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Unabridged) Reviews Browse for similar items by category: Subjects Biographies & Memoirs Business & Investing Children's Books Comics & Graphic Novels