Google April Fools Jokes

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HEY!! A good joke would be to put toothpaste in oreos!! have a gr8 fool's day!!

:D :-) :-( :o :lol: :shock: :confused: 8) :lol: :x :P :blush: :cry: :wink: :roll:
I know where you live :twisted: Your house :evil:

a great April fools day prank is putting itching powder in your enemys cream and youll be in for some laughs :twisted:

lol put food colouring in someones toothpaste stays that colour for a few hours :roll:

put a mouse trap in one of those juicy fruit packages, offer someone gum.

put hair die in someones shampoo (thats drastic wouldnt try it...unless it was non permanent)

lol put food colouring in someones toothpaste stays that colour for a few hours :roll:

put a mouse trap in one of those juicy fruit packages, offer someone gum.

put hair die in someones shampoo (thats drastic wouldnt try it...unless it was non permanent)

[note] {run like hell once they find out it was you}

hey how are you

Tape the nozzle on your sink and when someone turns it on......UH-OH! :D

when someone asks for water give them viniger :shock:

Put gummyworms in the shower drain :D

Freeze orangejuice (or anyother liquid) and If anyone asks you for somthing to drink you give them the frozen drink :lol:

Put plastic wrap in sombody's shampoo and conditioner so when somebody goes to go use it nothing comes out!! :evil:

hard boil a egg and throw it at somebody
:twisted:

Write somthing on toilet paper then roll it back up then see what you family or friend says about it :lol:

color milk, put it into a thermos then put it into a clear glass say "this milk tates a little FUNKY" :twisted: :lol: :D

paper off and put it in frount of older newspapers!! :P

Put a April Fools Joke on your anwsering machine then at the end say "April Fools"

Put plastic wrap over the toilet seat :D

try this tell someone you bet them if they tap a puddle of water with spoons it will disappear sit them on the floor with thier legs apart pour about 6 oz. of water between thier legs have them start tapping keep telling them faster when they are fully distracted grab thier ankles and pull them through the water see disappeared

try this tell someone you bet them if they tap a puddle of water with spoons it will disappear sit them on the floor with thier legs apart pour about 6 oz. of water between thier legs have them start tapping keep telling them faster when they are fully distracted grab thier ankles and pull them through the water see disappeared

Seran Wrap Doorway

Fishing Line Across bottom of doorway

vinegar instead of water or vinegar ice cubes

paper in the toes of ur roommates shoes

hey does anyone know any simple april fools jokes that dont take a while to prepare and DONT involve water!?

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How about tapingor removing someone's mouse ball from their mouse?

Hi
I put some salt in my dads coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :wink: :blush: :o :lol: :confused: :shock: :D :evil: :x

For the new style mouse, tear off the sticky part of a post-it note and stick it over the laserbeam opening. The mouse will not work till they figure it out and remove it!

any one her have really good ideas for a 11-12 year old girl. nothing harmful tho! plz respond as posible :D

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Put vasiline on the toilet seat, doornobs, sink.....you name it. It will totally gross out whoever finds it.

set your targets alarm clock foward 1 hour
also you can set their tv to turn on at like 2 in the moring turn it up max ; }

put shaving cream all over there face when they're asleep.

put tin foil in their sandwitch

If You Have Two Cars Switch The Car Keys!

:blush: help i need a good but WON'T get me in trouble joke :blush:

SO. DO U GUYS HAVE ANY/

SO...... DO U GUYS HAVE ANY?

SO...... DO U GUYS HAVE ANY?

IF YOU ARE ANSWERING ME PUT A *** NEXT TO YOUR ANSWER!

HELLO

ANSWER ME........OMG!

Put clear wrap on the toilet seat. :twisted:

Has anyone got any modern style pranks or April fools day jokes? We were talking about some possibilities for next year..

Here is one that we came up with in the office. Put a "for-sale" sign in one of your co-workers house and take out an ad in the paper proclaiming an open house on 1 Apr. Then, sit back and watch them rip their hair out with the calls start to pile up on their phone! Although this one is probably against some sort of rule or regulation, so it may not be the best one to really use on anyone.

Pool Fun

First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing

you need know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know that.

Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your

"friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you

reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around.

They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an

effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!

Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the

4th of july happens again.

Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the

pump to "backwash". Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you

look the next day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you want permanant

damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the

valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2) One that goes to the

main drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool. That should

be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take in water, so when

there isn't any...

Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and

there is *no* permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must

check the pool with chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine.

The other is labeled alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It

checks the chlorine).

Go to your local pool store and tell them you're going into the pool

business, and to sell you orthotolidine (a

CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if possible. The solution

is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical. And sew the bags to

the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your friend!

Then open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone

there will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much,

Especially if they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add

vinegar to the pool. Only a little. The "piss" disappears.

open some gum put pepper and salt in gum close it back up and give it to someone lol

open some gum put pepper and salt in gum close it back up and give it to someone lol :twisted:

Its funny

:D

:D :lol: :o :lol: :twisted: :evil: :blush: :x :shock: :D :confused: :-) :o
have a great april fools!

Since April Fool's day is right around daylight savings time of the year, I took black garbage bags and taped them over my neighbor's windows all around his house and he woke up thinking it was the middle of the night.

I also stole one of his remote controls and later that night stood outside his living room when he and his wife were watching TV and I was able to turn the TV WAY up loud and then also switch his channels. He yelled my name and sent the dog outside after me! It was sooooo funny!

hi anyone got any jokes to pull on my sister :twisted: :evil: :blush:

OK .. SO .. U TAKE VASSALINE AND PUT iT ON EVERY DOOR HANDLE iN YA HOUSE && EVERYONE iS LiKE HAViNG TROUBLE OPENiNG THEM .. BUT PUT iT ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR HANDLE!!

OK .. SO .. U TAKE VASSALINE AND PUT iT ON EVERY DOOR HANDLE iN YA HOUSE && EVERYONE iS LiKE HAViNG TROUBLE OPENiNG THEM .. BUT PUT iT ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR HANDLE!!

Take bags out of cereal boxes and switch them
:shock:

Take bags out of cereal boxes and switch them
:shock:

jjjjjjjj :blush:

a good one is to put plastic wrap on a doorway and when the person walks in or out of the door they would get stuck in the doorway

lol :D :-) :-( :o :shock: :confused: 8) :lol: :x :P :blush: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink:

get a life u losers

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put tape or rubber band around the sprayer on the sink and the wait for some one to turn it on and watch them get sprayed

put tape or rubber band around the sprayer on the sink and the wait for some one to turn it on and watch them get sprayed

i did the thing with the rubber band to my dad any ody got sum kool jokes that work??? :blush: :wink: :shock:

hey so is any body on ???? i need sum jokes plz give me sum

YOU GUYS ARE GAY!!! :x

:blush: :twisted: :evil: :x :shock: :D :o :lol: :cry: :wink: :blush: :roll: :twisted: :blush: :roll: :shock: :confused: :P :x :evil: :D :-) :-( :o :shock: :confused: 8) :lol:

dude stop being a dumbass :evil: :twisted:

ok these are some pretty funny jokes ,first take eyeliner and draw like a mustashue or something eles and second take a glass of water and when everyone is a sleep put say like your dads finger in it and the funny part is they pee ther're pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol :D :-) :o :shock: :confused: 8) :lol: :P :blush: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink:

Help i need a REALLY good joke but one that won't get me in trouble. :blush:

Help i need a REALLY good joke but one that won't get me in trouble. :blush:

Help i need a REALLY good joke but one that won't get me in trouble. :blush:

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Ummm, lessee.

This year I
Switched the salt and pepper (we have opaque shakers)

Painted ALL the soap bars with clear nail polish

Filled my brother's bathroom with balloons

Fun fun!

rhis is the greatest joke say.........................................................April fools *gasp* :shock:

rhis is the greatest joke say.........................................................April fools *gasp* :shock:

ur mum is a lonly fat hipo

For school I put food coloring in the bathroom soap, and a girl thought it was blood! I rearranged the desks in such a way that you have to take at least 7 minutes to take down. Unscrewed the teacher's podium

if 1 of ur family wants u to make thre dinner and thay say chips and egg draw a pic of chips and egg on paper and giv it them n say there ur dinner

this website sucks asshole

hey person that is the 66 person to reply do u relize how fucken stupid your egg joke is lik 4 wat would u show ur stupididy lik that u dumb fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more jokes more jokes april fools is coming i love you guys yall are so funny evill evil

gimmee a funny harmles stupid joke plees

Put cream cheese on top of your brother/sisters deoderant and shape it like the deoderant, haha -- that's what i'm doing

put a rasiin in the top of the toothpaste tube and when your siblings use it they get really mad

hey

spray toilet seat with pam

Looks like this year's joke is
Paper archive
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

AAA,
You are a complete cock, get a life yourself instead of insulting others (even if the idea was a little bit lame-at least the guy is trying to help others, unlike your useless self! HA HA lets all laugh at AAA!!!
Get a life SAD BOY.

u could super glue coins to the sidewalk and then watch people break thier finger nails off as they try to pick them up.(lol)

Looks like the joke of the 2007 is free wireless broadband internet access. http://www.google.com/tisp/ very funny!

Why is everyone so mean!?

did google have 2 because they had one with toilets and paper?

Forum for everyone, ,i liked it.
Quentin Tarantula, Moderator at; http://www.eyje.com

Did you see the google internet thing - with the patented GFlush technology etc. well funny :-)